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Welcome back to another installment of “A Broad Abroad”. Following up with last week’s format of Purge writers captioning Christy’s photographs while she travels the globe, we’ve brought on some new players. This week’s line up consists of newcomers Laura Straub and Winston Ward, along with Johnny Carroll.
Christy was recently in Germany while the majority of us we’re stuck working our 9-5 jobs here in Atlanta. We apologize in advance if any of our captions are laced with envy, sarcasm or anti-Chik-Fil-a rhetoric.
Little did we know that Germany was home to the world’s last known tree star.
Christy cleverly concealed the name of the soda she was drinking in this shot because they aren’t sponsoring us. Yet.
Christy’s first step into shooting pornography to help fund her world travels.
Maximilian’s co-workers never thought he would even attempt the bet of tastefully putting an asshole on the side of a building.
Use your imagination. No Prince resulted.
Germans apparently prefer to build their parks inside of stadiums.
What kind of pigeons are these?
Purge asked Christy to get us some “up-skirt” shots, so she set up under this table. We saved the good stuff for our private collection.
David Hasselhoff purchased these flats after the Berlin Wall came down. If you sign a 12 month lease you get the option of a signed and framed Knight Rider or Bay Watch poster to go over the fireplace.
This is a secret bar housed inside a German Christmas Ornament. The secret password is “lebkuchen”.
Germany has an official beer song.
Christy waited here for the German devil so she could trade her soul to become a great accordion player. Unfortunately for us, he never showed up.
After Satan stood her up, Christy turned to God–who was too busy remodeling for chit-chat.
Aldo and Hans refuse to give up their dream of channel surfing being an Olympic event.
Tim Burton wanted to film Edward Scissors Hands 2 in this architectural gem, but the German Government fears that it will affect their country worse than World War II.
We also asked Christy for some “wiener” pics. We should have been more specific.
All night German dance party with Modo on repeat. It’s “super good”.