They never tell you when you’re younger that being well-read makes you a better lay. It’s true though.
“Next level women are the ones that you only start to see after you’ve stacked up enough hood rats to see over the wall that is created to keep lesser dicks out.”
Why do people always look at you like you are so naively adorable when you say you don’t want to have kids? Like some how cumming in a woman or passing out a baby through your vagina makes you Buddha on the mountaintop?
Hating on Valentine’s Day has become almost as cliche as the day itself. It is an unavoidable feeling though, because that shit is so fucking cornball.
Porno is the shit. This isn’t a new or incredible revelation, especially to men, but it’s still worth being noted. Ladies, you need to get on board.
Can we all just be a little more honest about how we enjoy sex more when we can temporarily suspend our emotions about the other person? Probably not.
Men should eat more pussy. There! It’s been written down… by a man.
First times are almost always awkward and not that good. First dates, first fucks, or first anythings really. There is all that buildup to the event itself that it will never live up to the expectation that movies, books, and society have set. It’s all bullshit really though. Smoke and mirrors. Don’t resent them for [...]
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”