They never tell you when you’re younger that being well-read makes you a better lay. It’s true though.
“Next level women are the ones that you only start to see after you’ve stacked up enough hood rats to see over the wall that is created to keep lesser dicks out.”
Why do people always look at you like you are so naively adorable when you say you don’t want to have kids? Like some how cumming in a woman or passing out a baby through your vagina makes you Buddha on the mountaintop?
Hating on Valentine’s Day has become almost as cliche as the day itself. It is an unavoidable feeling though, because that shit is so fucking cornball.
Porno is the shit. This isn’t a new or incredible revelation, especially to men, but it’s still worth being noted. Ladies, you need to get on board.